I was working in the nursery at church a few weeks ago and one of the little boys wanted me to read to him. He grabbed a book and I started reading. I don't even remember what it was, but I had about four kids around me when I got to the part where the book said "I am not stupid, I'm smart."
It was then that I realized I really need to pre-read before I have an audience. The cute little innocent three-year-old on my lap turns around and yells "YOU SAID A BAD WORD!!!"
What do you say to that? Really. I just kept reading.
Ignoring him, that's probably a great skill to incorporate into my parenting.
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